Packard Bell is so cool. Barf

Read this while holding a lemon in front of your mouth: Packard Bell has redesigned their logo and unleashed this press release upon the unsuspecting world. The MarketingSpeakGenerator™ Machine was set all the way past “Maximum”, to “Are you nuts?!”.

Here’s a taster for you:

The Packard Bell brand is where simplicity, trends and technology meets to create fashionably new ways of living and ultra smart forms for working. Across all products and segments, Packard Bell sets the standard for cool, design-driven technology.

Pschyeah RIGHT. And check out this bomb of a closing statement:

Moving from Packard Bell to “PB”: That’s so cool!!

Yes, there are two exclamation signs. It really must be THAT cool. Better make that two lemons and a bucket just in case. I think I’m moving from Packard Bell to “PB” to BS!!!

Really, read the whole thing, the bullshit/paragraph ratio is absolutely incredible.

[via Brand New]